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Reblogged from runawaywithacircus  1,225 notes
Oye, las fotos estan bien aunk hay cosas corregibles pero una pregunta: donde encuentras tias guarras que se despeloten para que les hagas fotos? es ke a mi me cuesta bastante sin que sean vastas, y las tuyas parecen normales y estan buenas. Te las follas tambien?
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runawaywithacircus:

Querido Anon,

No suelo contestar este tipo de mensajes, de hecho no suelo contestar mensajes en público, pero el tuyo es tan sumamente repulsivo al tiempo que esta tan entroncado con una realidad de género trístemente presente en nuestra sociedad, que he decidido hacerlo aunque sólo sea por dejar meridianamente claro aquí lo que pienso de la gente como tú y de paso hacer un poco de pedagogía, o directamente desanimar a elementos similares de que me escriban mensajes con esta clase de contenido.

Es divertido que empieces tu mensaje demostrando que no solo eres capaz de ser engreído y condescendiente con las mujeres, porque traza aún mejor el tipo de personaje que eres. Las mujeres que aparecen en mis fotografías, vestidas o desnudas, son mis amigas, mis clientas, mis compañeras de proyecto creativo, cuando no directamente parejas o familiares. Igual a tí te estalla la cabeza de alfeñique esa que tienes al leer esto, pero ninguna mujer es una “tía guarra” porque aparezca desnuda en una foto. Mis imágenes no son, menos las que comparto aquí, particularmente eróticas o pornográficas, pero aunque estas mujeres decidieran posar para mí en una temática abiertamente sexual, seguirían sin ser “tias guarras”. El único guarro, por lo que a mi respecta, en este ecuación, eres tú.

Eres tan machista y tan cretino, que incluso te atreves a calificar a las mujeres que, a saber por que motivo, deciden posar para tí de bastas (porque eres tan ignorante que no sabes ni escribir tus insultos) y, por oposición, anormales y feas. Quizás no te has dado cuenta, pero puede que la razón por la que encuentres tantos problemas a la hora de dar con mujeres que posen para tí sea que eres un hombre irrespetuoso, que cosifica a las mujeres, que menosprecia a toda aquella que no cumpla tu canon de belleza (exactamente lo contrario de lo que un fotógrafo de verdad haría), que convierte la fotografía en un pretexto para ver carne y si es posible probarla (no quiero ni imaginar lo que estarás dispuesto a hacer para conseguirlo), y que desprecia con comentarios denigrantes a toda aquella mujer que cumpla aquello (lo único) que requieres de ellas.

Anon, te presentas en la puerta de mi casa virtual, representando todo aquello que yo desprecio de mi propio género, como un putificador, como un abanderado de la cultura de la violación, de la cosificación de los cuerpos femeninos, insultas a mis amigas, mis clientes, mis compañeras, mis parejas y mis familiares y te atreves a preguntarme que es lo que a mi me funciona y a tí no. A mi me funciona no ser tú, no buscar lo mismo que tú, no tener el cerebro tan lleno de mierda como tú y andar un camino en la vida, en mi profesión, que no es ni será jamás el que andas tú. Los hombres que tu eres, a los que tú representas, son la vergüenza de esta profesión, gente a la que no habría ni que dejar acercarse a una cámara, a una mujer y, en términos generales, a ningún otro ser vivo.

Si me sigues, deja de hacerlo. No vuelvas por aquí, no me ensucies los ojos con tu miseria. Y no vuelvas a presentarte a la puerta de mi casa porque la próxima vez igual decido hacer lo único sensato que se puede hacer con alguien como tú: cortártela.

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johntones:

Documentándome para el artículo de Labyrinth que va a acabar con mi salud me encuentro este JOYÓN.
glamdamnit:

My sister asked if the events of “The Labyrinth” are meant to be Sarah dreaming, or are they real? Although my primary reaction was that she shouldn’t put that much thought into any children’s movie (or any instance of David Bowie in tight pants), I’d like to take this opportunity to put so much thought into this children’s movie, that it’ll blow your mind.
So why is David Bowie kidnapping a child from an underage Jennifer Connelley?
In a time long long ago a sorcerer named Jareth fell in love with a girl named Sarah. Sarah’s father and step-mother would not let her marry Jareth because they wanted her to keep her, as a servant, to care for their other child. In a fit of rage Jareth kidnapped this other child and spirited it away to the fairy world. In this new world Jareth built a palace for his Sarah. He turned the spoiled child into a goblin, and kept it to be a servant.
Many stories of the fairy world tell us that time moves differently there than in our world (Rip Van Winkle for one). In the time it took for Jareth to build his kingdom, which he may have thought was little more than a few years, Sarah grew old and died.
Overcome by grief and addled by a lifetime spent in a strange world filled with monsters, Jareth goes mad. He refuses to believe that he has lost his love. He searches the mortal world from his castle, looking for her.
Sarah is Hebrew name. So, it is common, and has been in use for thousands and thousands of years. It does not take long (for him) to find a dark haired girl named Sarah, who has a younger sibling, and who feels that she is treated unfairly by her step mother. In a fit of rage he kidnaps this other child and spirits it away to the fairy world. Perhaps this new Sarah dies in the quest to find the child, perhaps she wins her sibling back and flees.
Jareth searches the mortal world from his from his castle, looking for her.  It does not take long to find a dark haired girl named Sarah…
This is how Jareth becomes the goblin king. Every goblin in the goblin city is a child Jareth has stolen, who was not recovered by a Sarah. (he told the current Sarah that Toby would become a goblin if she did not find him in time)
This is why he builds the maze. The magic bog, the junk yard of useless treasures, all tricks to slow Sarah down. Because if he can only have his Sarah for the time it takes for her to regain the stolen child, he will make it take as long as possible, keep her as long as possible.
This is why there exists in our world a book containing the story. Because it has happened before. So many times. At some point some lucky Sarah must have returned to our world to tell the story.
This is why when the most recent Sarah first meets Hoggle at the start of the labyrinth, and introduces herself; “I’m Sarah”, Hoggle responds “That’s what I figured.”
Because of course she’s Sarah.
They were all Sarah.


y tu cabeza hace BOOOOM

johntones:

Documentándome para el artículo de Labyrinth que va a acabar con mi salud me encuentro este JOYÓN.

glamdamnit:

My sister asked if the events of “The Labyrinth” are meant to be Sarah dreaming, or are they real? Although my primary reaction was that she shouldn’t put that much thought into any children’s movie (or any instance of David Bowie in tight pants), I’d like to take this opportunity to put so much thought into this children’s movie, that it’ll blow your mind.

So why is David Bowie kidnapping a child from an underage Jennifer Connelley?

In a time long long ago a sorcerer named Jareth fell in love with a girl named Sarah. Sarah’s father and step-mother would not let her marry Jareth because they wanted her to keep her, as a servant, to care for their other child. In a fit of rage Jareth kidnapped this other child and spirited it away to the fairy world. In this new world Jareth built a palace for his Sarah. He turned the spoiled child into a goblin, and kept it to be a servant.

Many stories of the fairy world tell us that time moves differently there than in our world (Rip Van Winkle for one). In the time it took for Jareth to build his kingdom, which he may have thought was little more than a few years, Sarah grew old and died.

Overcome by grief and addled by a lifetime spent in a strange world filled with monsters, Jareth goes mad. He refuses to believe that he has lost his love. He searches the mortal world from his castle, looking for her.

Sarah is Hebrew name. So, it is common, and has been in use for thousands and thousands of years. It does not take long (for him) to find a dark haired girl named Sarah, who has a younger sibling, and who feels that she is treated unfairly by her step mother. In a fit of rage he kidnaps this other child and spirits it away to the fairy world. Perhaps this new Sarah dies in the quest to find the child, perhaps she wins her sibling back and flees.

Jareth searches the mortal world from his from his castle, looking for her.  It does not take long to find a dark haired girl named Sarah…

This is how Jareth becomes the goblin king. Every goblin in the goblin city is a child Jareth has stolen, who was not recovered by a Sarah. (he told the current Sarah that Toby would become a goblin if she did not find him in time)

This is why he builds the maze. The magic bog, the junk yard of useless treasures, all tricks to slow Sarah down. Because if he can only have his Sarah for the time it takes for her to regain the stolen child, he will make it take as long as possible, keep her as long as possible.

This is why there exists in our world a book containing the story. Because it has happened before. So many times. At some point some lucky Sarah must have returned to our world to tell the story.

This is why when the most recent Sarah first meets Hoggle at the start of the labyrinth, and introduces herself; “I’m Sarah”, Hoggle responds “That’s what I figured.”

Because of course she’s Sarah.

They were all Sarah.

y tu cabeza hace BOOOOM

Trascendence (2014)

Una mujer instala un súper mega ordenador para suplir a su marido. No le vale con un dildo. Quizá porque su marido es Johnny Depp (Se lee “dep”, no “diip”, catetas) y eso no es tan fácil de sustituir.

El caso es que el ordenador se aburre de jugar al ajedrez y ganar y decide dedicarse a otros menesteres. Se baja todo el catálogo de Steam en una oferta de verano y consigue insignias a cascoporro.

No es así, claro, pero tampoco mucho más interesante.

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